Pattaya Girls: You're Going To Love Me For This But Hate Me For The Rest Of Your Life by Thai Johnny

Author:Thai, Johnny [Thai, Johnny]
Language: eng
Format: azw3
Published: 2014-08-10T16:00:00+00:00

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‘And after I spent so long working on my personality...’

Soi 6 is a roughly 700 metre long narrow road where tiny bars fill every nook and cranny of the street. Outside each business Thai girls position themselves for the attack. Some may holler. Some may reach out and grab your arm as you pass by. Others may decide you’re not going past and block your path entirely. The madness of it all is exasperating.

And every man that enters this street gets the same treatment.

Following numerous instances of removing clutching hands and advising exuberant path blockers I wasn’t interested, we made it to the bar my cousin had his sights on.

Lisa Bar is one of the more popular bars contained within the Soi and it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand why. Each day Lisa’s girls dress up in different outfits that have been styled to look as appealing as a male fantasy can imagine. School girl uniforms. Traditional Chinese dresses. Geisha mock ups. If an outfit had a reputation as sexy, they wore it. Lisa also has a rule that her girls will be fined 100 baht if they are caught playing with their phones during working hours. This might seem a bit excessive to those of us who enjoy giving facebook a sneaky peek at any moment of the day, but it is a genius move that leads to an atmosphere of constant inclusion and engagement.

As I took a seat and prepared to take my time enjoying the cold beer in the early afternoon sun I began noting my environment. It was far easier now I wasn’t getting yelled at from every possible angle.

From my position I had a clear view of 5 other bars, but the venue directly beside Lisa’s was attracting the majority of attention. It also confirmed the street didn’t require any speculation about the proclivities on offer here. One girl stood out the front holding a sign with black texta announcing ‘Fuck me today. Pay tomorrow’. Another one held a large cardboard sign declaring ‘FUCK ME IN MY ASS’.

I’m sure someone would oblige your subtle request soon enough dear.

Across the road was a joint named ‘Spider Girl Bar’. The girls here had funky costumes on, though not as grandiose as Lisa’s, and looked to be partying up a storm. It didn’t take long before I spotted a girl in all white wearing knee high stockings, a mini skirt and school shirt that stood out as the most gorgeous girl I’d witnessed on the 6 so far. She would have been pushing 20, had long dark hair with curls bursting at the ends and wore an incessant smile that shaded a pair of glistening eyes and a cute button nose. The young woman was doing everything in her power to try and keep the attention of a young shirtless drunk who seemed far more interested in partying with a friend then the glamour beside him.

As he danced in the bar like a

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